the dude who pulls out a cigarette in front of a girl with lung cancer and then acts like sir dickweed mcfucklamp when she doesn’t understand the worst metaphor on earth seems to be tumblr’s newest squeeze
me: ahoy matey?
gf: ahoy matey.
Bird sits on a Capybara.
Against my immediate assumption, it appears to be legitimate. I’d say I was surprised, but then again this blog exists for a reason.
why are blonde jokes so short?
so men can remember them
this took an unexpected turn
Not if you just asked for directions.
Canceled BioShock Film Concept Artworks
by Jim Martin
some girl at my school died like…literally died. shes dead. what the fuck.
Puppy versus Dandelion
HE’S SO UPSET